Truthfully the decision to press charges would have been made at the store director’s discretion. And since the guy wasn’t actually inside the store attempting to shoplift something, I bet the store director didn’t give two shits what he was doing in the parking lot.

One of the private security guards at my local Walmart is so old he doesn’t look like he could catch a cold let alone someone trying to shoplift.

The G5 replaced the Sunfire while the Cobalt replaced the Cavalier.

I could be seen in public driving a Fit.

If I’ve learned anything working on the logistics side of a rather large American retailer it’s that the cheapest paint you can get is white.

You think someone’s going to voluntarily climb into that thing?

I worked at a Mazda dealership in 2003 that had a red SL with an automatic that someone had traded in on an RX-8 (don’t ask, happened before I was hired). The other sales guys would talk about taking it out for a spin but nobody ever did. A month after I was hired we hired a girl that drove a white SL of the same year…

Nice try.

Nissan did a GTR-powered Juke a couple of years ago. But they all went to Saudi Arabia or Dubai IIRC.

A friend of mine has owned 7 or 8 M3s starting with the E46 back in ‘03 all the way up to the current model and every one of them has been Alpine White over red.

He had the motor replaced at some point during the trip. Someone else mentioned SLC.

I’m trying to think of a reason that the pilot had to get that close that the elk could jump and hit it. I live in Tooele County and do everything I can to avoid them and keep a distance when I find out they’re down from the mountains and out wandering.

Gun.

Just wait until a fuse goes out or a physical connection goes apeshit. Then you can’t control anything until it’s fixed. A co-worker of mine didn’t have access to anything on his Phaeton because the center control screen went out. Fortunately he was able to pick up an almost-brand new one off eBay for a couple hundred.

He sounds like he needs dinner before he punches someone.

Part of me watches because I want to see what they try to get away with when driving manufacturer vehicles. Another part of me cringes at some of the guests. Paris Hilton? Seriously? They couldn’t have found any other golfers not named Tiger Woods with a Ferrari or Lamborghini?

The review panel would have also accepted ‘scripted’ or ‘staged’ as acceptable answers.

He eats like a pig, smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish and has been doing so for years. Add in the stresses of his termination from the BBC and his divorce and it’s no wonder he looks like ragged hell.

Can someone in the know tell me what a decent, but not great, condition engine/gearbox combo from one of these would run?

Burnt titanium finish on the steering wheel and the head unit?