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Sir Digby Blotto
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“Ronny Box”

Roasted a turkey one Christmas and forgot to take the large plastic bag of neck and giblets out of the cavity first. Fortunately it didn’t burst. Ate that gobbler anyway. No one died.

Tulsi should be on Star Trek. Pete just looks like a woodland mammal.

Martha Washington’s Intimate Scented Candle Recipe.

I unabashedly love Voyager and will forgive it almost anything except the deathless Chakotay/7of9 pairing. It made me full-body cringe at the time and I can’t watch those episodes even now. 

Did somebody say Giant Squid?

There’s a luggage startup? Luggage needs disrupting? 

New L.O.T(Z) for injection straight into my eyeballs plz.

Did somebody say ROGUE SYNTHS?

That’s great! Many thanks. I also made a mental note but my mental notes get dissolved by all the gin.

Ever since 2 Days in the Valley I’ll watch anything with Charlize.

There’s always credits in the banana stand.

Aaar, matey! I loves me Batwoman and I’ll not be separated from’er. Aaar!

Poe is an idiot and the meet-cute was bad.

Timothée Chalamet would make a great Booker T. Washington.

played so well by Sofia Boutella. Bring her back.

That he would make all that effort, use all those resources THAN SIMPLY FUCKING CALLING THEM!!!

Was it really Bruce, though? At first I thought “Elko” suggests a hint towards LuthorCorp. Then I thought it might be Danny The Street, who a friend of Gar’s after all. Danny was literally bricked at the end of Doom Patrol’s season but maybe he can manage some level of projection (and a Bruce Wayne Impression.)

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A squirrel and his friend walk into a bar. The bartender points at the moose and says, “Why the exceptionally long face?