Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

Half of the fucking post IS THEIR RESPONSE, dude. They had ALREADY COMMENTED on the matter.

This article was not "jumping down the throat" of anybody. It covered the controversy and actually I bent over backwards to incorporate the CSC's perspective.

There is an enormous Filipino population in Norcal.