Dang. Chase is over. Wanted some excitement in my work day

Is it really a good idea to do something creative and interesting on a car that will be bought by old people? “FRAN!? How do I get in the new car?!”

Saw a Spider in a dealership the other day. Ran out of drool. Continued to stare at bare carbon fiber monocoque for 10 more minutes.

Phoenix Yellow *drool*

No, that’s a Jaguar.

You forgot to say “what could possibly go wrong?” which would cue wacky hijinks to occur on the way. Now it’s just gonna be a boring road trip.

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I’m going to assume attempted insurance fraud?

Road trips. All the road trips. Walt Disney World, as I said on Twitter. But add to that, because why the heck not go to Key West? Seems like a comfortable enough car for the long drive.

“You should get a Lexion P714 Widescreen Stovetop Arugula,”

Yeah, that would piss me off something fierce. Thankfully, my Miata very much works normally with its new head unit.

Wait wait wait. I got it. BC stands for birth control because it’s so expensive you have to donate both your testicles to science to pay for it.

BC stands for birth control. Because something something something so awesome ovaries explode? I dunno... </notmybestwork>

1) This comes the same day that Ford said they’re going to offer Android Auto and Apple CarPlay standard now. Which is weird.

That being said, my coworker has a DeLorean DMC-12 and the picture of me sitting in it for the first time has the biggest genuine grin I’ve worn in many years. Added benefit? He always is asking for extra hands when working on it. Needs to change out a bunch of 30 year old bushes on a 9,000 mile car. Can’t wait to…

Arg, the anticipation is killing me!

Ah, so that’s what it’s called! Today I learned...

I beg to differ. That was one of my favorite things in my old Cooper S. I almost picked up a UK one to install on the passenger’s side!

You know, I’m not even surprised when I see on Twitter that something broke. I’m only surprised on what it was that actually broke. For example, a hood sensor tied into the alarm system. Or a quetzoquatal in the anterior-polarizer.

For the money he’s making, I’d wear those unis with a smile on my face.