Putting an N1 exhaust on it and driving through college campuses at all hours during finals week, just to get the young whippersnappers back.

That being said, my old lowered and front-lipped 2.5i hatch made it through blizzards on all-seasons before it succumbed to a drunk driver.

Not sure what’s so un-manly about Tiffany silver. The Super Bowl and World Series trophies are both Tiffany silver. My vintage pocket watch connects via chain to a Tiffany silver Victorinox mini-pocketknife to use as a watch weight in a vest.

Dude, that’s like, a law. You broke the law drinking soda while reading something DeMuro wrote.

But does it have a glovebox?

This bears reposting because it is perfect prose: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/din…

I’m pretty sure Anthony said she was the only one on Food Network that actually can cook...

I put Hawk HP+ on my daily/autocross car. Was great on the track. Were INSANELY loud otherwise. Should have gone with HPS.

Thank you so much for this. Being of a faith that doesn’t celebrate Christmas, I’m infinitely frustrated about people complaining that there’s “A War On Christmas” and that Christians are persecuted.

When I was shopping to replace my old MINI Cooper S which was doing it’s best impression of that flame on top of an oil refinery, I briefly considered a VW GTI with the dual-clutch automanualmagical transmission they had, if only so my girlfriend could split up the driving in long trips. But then I looked down at that…

He drove a Hummer. I think we well know that Doug recycles nothing.

Regardless of who paid for it, it’s nice to see someone care so much about a car. That thing is over 20 years old. He could drive any number of cars, he could send that old car to the junkyard, but it’s got too much meaning to let go. I get that. Sometimes, meaning is worth more than money.

I think we all know that Sharptooth used a Newton with a modem, not a desktop fax machine.

Well spoken.

Yup. Just got rid of my 2008 Cooper S. Once it hit 100,000 miles, it needed a quart every couple of weeks. Turbo loved eating that oil.

I prefer the use of holy fish as well. Carp seems to fit best. Something doesn’t ring right about “holy sturgeon” or “holy cuttlefish!”

As a proud former Connecticut Yankee (now living in Orlando), there IS no Whole Foods in New London!

BACK SEAT WINDOWS UP

Sure wish they had one of these when I was selling a Buick in Boynton Beach. Of course, I wish I had a picture of the guy’s face when he gave me more money than he expected for it. Thank you posthumously, Grandpa, for not driving your Buick very much. Turns out a 2008 Buick is worth a decent amount of cash when it’s…

Brilliantly stated. This every day of the year.