Cazorla is the fucking best. You just don’t see many athletes that have so much joy. I’m happy that he made it back, but I sure do miss him in the Arsenal midfield. 

I haven’t finished the essay yet, I got to the part where Victor was trying to get the info to call Drew’s wife but couldn’t unlock the phone.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

If your corruption and financial misdeeds stand out from the crowd in Italy... congratulations.  That’s quite a feat.

Rooting for Man City and their ownership is like rooting for the Yankees if they were owned by Dick Cheney.  Amazing what dirty money can buy you.

It is either that, or he is going to burn down Andre Rison’s house.

It’s Canadian Dave & Buster’s

Oh, nothing will change at all. That’s why you already know what will happen. 

Anybody who thinks they can predict how either Arsenal or Chelsea will perform in the final has not been paying attention. Still, my prediction, Arsenal 2-1. Why? Hell if I know why.

I guess until they switch to robot horses,

That horse knew what it was doing. It knew EXACTLY what it was doing. Trust me, I'm a monkey.

There are a million ways to save money. Not buying lottery tickets is no better or worse than most of them. You can save money not buying your lunch. Or coffee. Or going to a matinee. Not taking a vacation. Clipping coupons.

The best part of this comment is how you could have just talked about enjoying coffee but had to get in the humblebrag about how you live like a 13th century Benedictine monk.

One time my grandma and I were dancing at some random banquet and she told me, “Oh, Drew … never settle. NEVER SETTLE.”

What I did know when NBC Sports released me is that my parents did not raise a son who would collect unemployment, and I never have.

First off, pro/rel has nothing to do with top 6 dominance — that’s 100% a result of the disparity between the budgets of those teams and the rest of the league.

Essentially every other major soccer association in the world uses a pro/rel system of some kind.

some right wing think tank is paying them good money to act like imbeciles