I know that I truly do not have the wherewithal, base of knowledge, or general screen presence to be an ESPN commentator—but god damn if Stephen A. Smith and Max Kellerman don’t give me the, “If these assholes can do it, I certainly can,” vibe.

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

Wait til you find out how much money the Beltway makes. And roads need repairing too.

It’s fucking amazing to me that spending at least $11 billion to improve commute times is more politically viable that just adding real mass transit to an area desperately in need of it. 

Regardless, I hope someday she fully understands what a monster she is.

America’s media has always loved “insiders” for their “access” or what the fuck ever. It’s why Chelsea Clinton was hired by NBC for...things(?). It’s why Megan McCain always has a job. These people don’t do anything and no one outside of the political theater likes them but the political media LOVES them.

Related: Fuck…

This is a large part of the gaping divide between the Biden generation’s politics-as-sport and the younger generation’s politics-as-morality view of the world. If it’s all just a game, well, good show Kirstjen, you fought hard, good game, see you out there next time. If we see it all in a moral context, she’s guilty…

You must have a happy life.

And he said something about my mom; I had to Google what it was. It’s just different. It’s a different culture.

Nats park is pretty great, all things considered. I mean, it’s got all the standard gouging, but there are a lot of entrances, the security is reasonably lazy, and there are nice outdoor bars nearby for pre-gaming. Not that they’re much cheaper than beers at the game, but it’s still a good experience most of the time.…

“These Nationals games are getting too expensive, and it’s time to send a message to ownership! From now on I’ll be getting blackout drunk on beer at home!”

If you’re actually driving to Nats Park for a weeknight game, your masochistic tendencies are such that you probably enjoy being separated from your $48 for parking fees.

The Mets leaving spring training probably resembles this,

Why would white southerners be upset about supporting unpaid black labor that brings riches to their institution?

This is a well-written, nuanced, and absolutely terrible take.

If a coach can’t teach or motivate his players without screaming at them, he has failed as a coach. Izzo’s a fine coach. His player would want to win the game without being screamed at. They would hear whatever he was trying to inform them about in terms of boxing out or rotating on defense. The screaming is just…

Needs more Jawas

Fuck. I don't want to *listen* to content

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.