In DC, I’d have to go with Georgetown. I have no idea why people go there. It’s full of chain stores, overpriced boutiques, and mediocre restaurants.* And it’s really annoying to get to. I think some folks like to stand in line at Georgetown Cupcake but there are tastier more accessible options like Danielle’s…

Shit like this just reminds me that our beloved sports teams are literally just privately held businesses that exist to make as much profit as possible. If you don’t have to pay a guy and you think you can get away with it without long-term brand damage, you’re not going to do it. I’m a Bulls fan (yikes) and realize…

As sort of a fun experiment on this exact argument, I bought a new Mazda 3 with a 0% loan incentive, while my brother bought a used 2006 Mazda 3 with a low rate credit union loan the same month in 2011. Both S Grand Touring models with manuals.

Our long, Nationals nightmare has finally ended.

To help Trippier feel not so bad about what happened Harry Kane has claimed the own goal as his.

Who’s feeling guilty?

Chelsea FC in disarray is one of life’s guiltiest pleasures.

I’d be willing to bet that the Navy said “we’ve got enough of these things, don’t deliver any more” and some congressman said “no, you’re going to buy more because the factory is in my district.”

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

Not only that, but he promised to join the party after the 2016 election and then reneged on that promise.

He’s a snake oil salesman.  Grifters gonna grift.  

He shouldn’t be the Democratic Party candidate for president.

I WAS ASSURED THERE WOULDN’T BE MATH

I’m sorry, I just dont view it as a problem. I view it as part of the ebb and flow of labor negotiations and the owners currently have the hammer and are using it. A hammer, by the way, that the players union handed them. Like all unions, the MLBPA is run by, and for, veterans. So if you want to cry that Mookie Betts…

“Nine trafficked minors, nine trafficked adults, 26 traffickers”

Gun dudes in their 30s and 40s have a serious military boner and always talk about how they wished they joined or would have joined if not for this reason or that.  As fucking if, motherfucker.  

Semiautomatic for the Sheeple

My analytics show that the best way make money is to be born with it.

Best Rumpspringa ever!