It’s pretty clear he hasn’t and won’t.

You have 17 years to craft a public statement and that’s what you come up with?

[cries in Titans fan]

Whenever I have a problem, I just trade for a Cleveland Brown, and then boom, right away, I have a different problem.

The Jags can’t run, but they can Hyde. 

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Sports officials, ranked. I’m not including pro wrestling, which would obviously be number 1.

Computers can totally handle the ball and strike calls, but it’s their AI’s inability to manufacture sufficiently batshit insane petty grudges that’s holding back the robot umpiring revolution.

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The second Washington D.C. team should be called Nuclear Arsenal.

How is staring at the horizon any different than what he was doing at Arsenal?

This is really good content, thanks.

And Republicans also used to hate Russians, not fete and praise them, so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

it’s the ref’s very rational fear of polonium I’m worried about

One of the things I cherish the most about serving in the military is not “walking the talk” about patriotism, but about getting to see a world much bigger than a singular race, religion or flag and realizing that, at the end of the day, none were more or less worthy of love and respect than the other. The…

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

What the position of “general manager” even entails for the national team and whether Stewart will be any good at it are anyone’s guess, but it seems safe to assume America’s soccer trajectory is as horizontal today as it was yesterday.