Ramos has a well-earned reputation for arguably overly physical play that stretches the rules.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

There once was a golfer elite,

They called him paranoid for the rhyming in the songs, but it was actually just depressed. He never really thought anyone was out to get him, just that everything was so depressing.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

McGregor got KO’d by a guy with no power who threw something like 12 total punches in the first two rounds. He showed that he was so little of a threat that one of the most defensive boxers of all time actually opened up and started attacking. Mayweather might as well have given him a noogie for how seriously he took…

“The pay is shit, the boss is an asshole, and my industry is dying...It’s not like quitting is an option!”

So... they’re saying don’t get mad at them, they were only following orders. I feel like I’ve heard that excuse before...

The Flaming Thumbtacks change logo to make new money, verily it was so, and the gods chortled.

Ugh; I’m so sick of this viewpoint. People who drink good beer are not de facto snobs, just like you are not a certified hero of the working class for being able to stomach Bud Light. Just drink what you want.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

Da Comrade. I too am American heartlander fed up with #FakeNews from Liberal Jews. Best Hockey of all is Alex Ovechkin.

Nobody cares about your fake concern.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

I wish you were a lady, because by your logic, that rant would have been two to three paragraphs shorter.