And Conor McGregor will challenge American Pharoah to an arm wrestling match for $25million.

Realistically the only way Women’s pro soccer survives in the states is if they are partnered with MLS teams. Even in England they would struggle without EPL money and the vast majority of people there actually watch soccer. Maybe the MLS teams should start budgeting like they are a second tier sport and handing some…

I’ll wait for Haisley’s 10,000 word article explaining that the reason the Breakers failed was because the league doesn’t have relegation.

Such a good game. Did you play multiplayer as Oddjob? Because fuck you if you did.

GoldenEye 007 is the only game to remember

“Sure, the NFL is rigged, but it’s rigged in favor of a handful of teams, not just one,” is not a defense of the NFL.

And the fact is, Brady is going to get PI/Holding calls and Bortles is not. It’s not fair. But Rodgers, Big Ben and Brees would have the same advantage.

They could play the Al-Qaeda All-stars in Kabul on the 4th of July and I’d be pulling for Al-Qaeda. Fuck them in the ass with a family sized jar of Smuckers.

Trump’s shithole countries where we currently have troops are well known for their excellent wifi and streaming capability.

There should be a Shit Champions League. The bottom 2 non relegated teams from England, Germany, France, and Spain slug it out. Probably would be some pretty good matches out of it.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Thankfully we’ve taken the necessary steps to cap-tie Chris Wondolowski numerous times just to fully insure he doesn’t get away from the USMNT.

Exactly. So Jeter doesn’t need to find better baseball players, he just needs to find stupider fans!

Sports teams are businesses, they are entertainment businesses. The most reliable way a sports franchise can entertain is to win. You can have all the ugly CF statues, bobblehead giveaways, mascots, and t-shirt cannons you want but nothing will generate more entertainment or interest, nothing will sell more tickets or…

You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any…

“Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist…”

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

unless that player grew 15 feet tall and could also fly