Well fuck. Now I know that Breitbart Radio is a thing that exists. Never getting those neurons back.

What about if a watery tart threw a sword at me?

“It’s a tarp!”

And no cigarette.

That’s some good Shinji

His picture immediately made me think of this comic.

Let it be known, I always stand for the flag. After the 5th time a yellow flag is thrown during the game I stand up and walk outside to do something else.

“Damn republics! And damn civil liberties protecting the right to protest!”

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

Nice to see Dennis Nedry escaped Jurassic Park after all.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

I think that’s a bowl game this year

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

The RedHawks era is off to an illustrious start.

Seriously. This is perhaps the least surprising “news” since Reagan announced he had Alzheimer’s.

Old rich white guy is racist and sexist? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

One of the first things I learned when I got into coaching was the coaches are hired to be fired, and once you become more of a headache than you’re worth to the administration, you’re outta here. Pitino’s not getting that. Well, he probably gets that, but he’s trying to save face by whining so publicly about how he’s…

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