Purple. Monkey. Dishwasher.

Survival of the fittest is a real bitch when it’s turned against you, huh?

You’re right that fraud is fraud, regardless of the victim. It just pisses me off that these morons got what they deserved the first time around.

My hope is that the only way they recover their investment is to figure out how to get someone to unsnort a metric ton of coke and unfuck a gaggle of hookers.

I know why Sqor would hire Favre. But if I’m investing, I don’t give a fuck if they show me a pitch with Pope Francis, Mother Teresa, and the baby Jesus and then name drop the NFL Hall of Fame. I’m calling people who can verify the involvement of anyone not physically seen to me, either in person or in a pitch…

Indeed. It also successfully separates suckers from their money.

Those investors are dipshits who deserve to lose all their money.

There’s no way the WNBA survives without support from NBA franchises. I don’t know why it would be any different with the NWSL.

I’d even pay money.

True, but how else do you propose they put out all the fires from rioting?

No, you didn’t suffer just like Browns fans. The Pats won two conference titles and played in 2 Super Bowls before ultimately winning one. The Pats have never moved and become another franchise that then won a Super Bowl or two and then got an existential joke of a franchise as consolation.

OPSEC linebacker was a fucking work of art

Yup. It’s a satellite service.

When I was stationed in England, SkySports also carried two NFL games. Sometimes they were not the same games as AFN, giving me as many as four to choose from. Never had that kind of choice again.

The ol’ reverse Theisman.

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish

One of my first post-college jobs was subprime mortgage sales in South Carolina. Talk about hating yourself. I eventually realized that the only way to make any loan work was to lie about one or more of the following borrower requirements: income, home value, credit score. Otherwise even the shitty lenders won’t lend…

How? Redskins fans are fucking morons. That’s how.

I’ve been a loyal Brooks runner for the past 6 or so years and while I’m not sure the quality has necessarily dropped recently, their production methods have certainly changed. Specifically, the use of 3-D printing to make their uppers. The most recent pair of their Flow shoes has a 3-D printed tongue that frankly…

Sorry, but you can’t use Germaine “cheap shot” de Randamie against Holm. The former won that fight because she didn’t get penalized for throwing and connecting after the bell. Twice. It should’ve been at best a NC. But really de Randamie should’ve been DQ’d.

Unclear; see also “bink, moistened + scimitar lobbing”