Aren’t those mostly fat and gristle?

Nah. His ankles didn’t shatter.

Law of averages says at least a couple of the owners are also random morons.

I dunno. We should ask Congress.

Hail to the RedHawks!

3 yards and a cloud of...snow.

Yeah, I’m quite familiar with the use of the term “juicy”to describe the aromatic or flavor qualities of certain IPAs. Juice is also slang for booze in general, at least as far back as George Thorogood and “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” and probably before that.

First, I don’t get where MLS thinks it has ownership rights to Clint Dempsey’s nickname that’s also common slang for the number two. Or maybe they think they own the word “juice”.

It was pretty good, too. They sold it down in the D.C. area because market research matters.

I always forget Memphis gets the best meth first.

We’re going to have to nuke it from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

Or Sunday, apparently

In my time on this planet, Tennessee has had only 8 losing seasons and 6 of those are since 2005. They aren’t (remotely) Bama football levels of awesome, but they ain’t Kentucky football, either.

Wasn’t aware of that or his Penn State time until your comment. But agreed, fuck him. The AD must be more of a dipshit than I originally thought. A quick search on Google brings it right up.

Agreed. I was engaging the click bait argument on its face, rather than breaking it down further as you did. It took him 4-5 years to get that program to any level of success. Overall, yeah, it looks pretty average but when you break it down, you see where it ended was much better than where it started as a program.…

I’m not overly enamored of this hire. He probably won’t last as long as Jones and his hiring makes me worried that a) the UT job isn’t one that an aggressive up-and-comer wants; or b) the AD is a fucking dipshit, didn’t do a great job search, and hired a name.

CONMEBOL would simultaneously shit themselves and raise holy hell.

“...only slightly ahead of ‘murdering them.’”

It makes you wonder how many times a guy can tell himself to hold his own beer.

If you just work hard, believe in yourself, hire a manager who’s won multiple trophies in multiple leagues, and spend $200-300 million in the transfer market every off-season, you too might be lucky enough to achieve greatness.