Everyone knows that hockey players go south for the winter...of their careers.

When you’re measuring the amount of fluid in her chest drains after surgery because the doctor needs to make sure she isn’t getting a massive infection, what the ring looks like doesn’t fucking matter.

Awesome! A reason to hate the Caps that isn’t solely based on their obnoxious fans.

“Workers of the world, unite! ...to remember your manager’s feelings. He’s a person, too, you know.”

They’re only successful by virtue of their failure to fail.

I think the Trump administration might’ve found its new drug czar.

Trust me, I generally hate the months of November to March when Arsenal almost entirely go MIA and crap all over themselves. At least neither of our clubs can ruin our Christmas when they play each other again. I don’t have and am not a servant, so I can deal with a ruined Boxing Day.

I’m an Arsenal fan. I want them to be challenging for the league every year. If not that, then the Champions’ League. Not winning either I feel is a failure, yes.

“...means their season doesn’t have to be a failure.”

Trophies aren’t miracles, they’re the whole fucking point. Spurs are by far the best team in England to not win anything. Not the League itself, the League Cup, the FA Cup, the Europa League, nor the Champions League.

Pochettino wants to stay at Spurs a minimum of 12 years past his best days?

If there’s one thing I’ve come to rely on in FIFA, it’s that they’re usually very good at their corruption

Can’t. Dan Snyder copyrighted that one and threatens to sue anyone else in D.C. who tries to use it.

Yeah, I love Chick-Fil-A but when I go to hit the drive through of the restaurant right by my house with a line out the parking lot, I go somewhere else. As you say, it’s a fast food chicken sandwich. It doesn’t cure cancer.

And what did the rocket do to deserve that?

Only with both teams committing ritual suicide.

145 pitches in the bullpen AKA a Dusty Baker light throwing day.

Can we all agree no more VPOTUS candidates from Indiana? The last two are just fucking useless. I don’t want to see what happens should we get a third.

Your argument is “But what about these other assholes”?

And this is one more reason I am not a Caps fan. Because Caps fans suck in so many different ways.