Yeah. That is absolutely true and wasn’t clear from my comment. Like a fucking 5k fun run 50 miles away from Baltimore.

The dumbest portion being...most of them?

Well, you see, the brain just knows and has a way of just shutting it down...

I know when I set my already paid for objects on fire, the money I spent just magically shows back up in my bank account.

Oh c’mon. It could happen to anyone. Marcus Brody got lost in his own museum, once.

To be fair, if I were in Buffalo, I wouldn’t want to know where I was, either.

Holy fuck! That explains so much about why my livestock kept dying. I just assumed they could let themselves in the house when they were hungry.

Man, I am a HUGE fan of “Music Band”! Especially their seminal album “Angry Words Sing/shouted about Life”.

The members of Gen AA will appreciate it

“Pfft. Life is meaningless.” - French the coolest

When you’re running your club into the ground, you don’t stop so close to the finish; you dig deep and find the energy to finish the job the right way.

I was under the impression that all of Donavan’s thoughts were hypothetical.

I shall now refer to him as “Slurve Makenzie”

At least Mike Goldberg is gone? Although I’d rather listen to Stann and Anik any day.

I grew up in TN south of Nashville and the two major pro sports teams didn’t arrive until after I left for college. My parents bought me (at my request) a Chris Johnson jersey a season or two after he went for 2,000 yards. I never wore it and finally just donated it to Goodwill. I still don’t have a Preds sweater, but…

That’s a win-win everyone can support

I dunno. It’s fun to watch his suffering. Because fuck Mourinho

Is that a metric or an imperial fuckton? These details matter.

“pretty sure the stipulations were: try not to rape anyone”

I also think MLS is a lower quality product, but Clint Dempsey scored 50 goals in 184 appearances for Fulham from 2007-2012, all while the club was in the Premier League. He then had 7 goals in 29 appearances for Spurs 2012-2013.