There are times I think we need another version of the TVA to bring high-speed broadband access to parts if the country the private sector can’t or won’t.

I like this comment but Tee Martin was the flukiest of flukes.

Christ almighty. This is more depressing than the loss to Palace.

I did Army Basic at Fort Jackson and it was the same. I seem to recall helpful verbal color descriptors to go along with it. Something like “straw yellow” and the like. Someone really wanted to make sure you knew what color your pee was AND how to describe it in casual conversation.

Some thoughts:
1) Use the “When in Rome” principle, J-man. No one else appears to be wearing body armor. To include the Ranger tabbed colonel briefing your over-promoted, under-qualified ass. Take it off.
2) If you’re still worried, wear it under the blazer. As is, you look like you might’ve shit yourself in terror…

They’d also have more possession if, as a team, they were better at passing the ball.

I’m doped up on cold medicine. You get what you get. You’re lucky the writing is mostly Rnglish.

Everton had 38% possession. That ain’t all Lukaku’s fault. Especially when you choose to stop pressing and throw up your shitty Maginot line for the second half against a team with as much talent as United, who is also playing at home.

The AFC South is more or less a joke of a division. (Well, more really and said as Titans fan). Any half-competent fooh-baw hucker should at least be able to get them a division title with everything else the team has going for it. Ultimately, the fans like winning more than anything else, baggage-wise.

For fuck’s-sake…

It’s almost like the problem in these cases wasn’t the QB...

Sadly, this one has been automated for quite a while.

Oh, I’m afraid you missed the +20 stroke penalty for failure to verbally self-flagellate and mention the integrity of the game.

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

Penn State, once again proving why their university should have been given the death penalty.

How to lead a coverup in a buyer’s market.

I see some pistol duels at dawn.

I was joking the other day with another DC friend about how they are clearly different; one being a red curly “w” and the other being a curly red “w”.

Its alright, man. All the Nats did was steal the logo from a twice-defunct baseball team. No one will ever be as good as blatantly ripping off a more famous logo like the Mets.

The result was not pretty.

You misspelled “20 years”.