Big navy town. San Diego Seals. San Diego Destroyers.

Seriously. It’s not that challenging.

Where in the world is it?!

I’m white (and extraordinarily Anglo-Saxon) you half-witted, mouth-breathing, window-licking moron.

Really stoked my alma mater’s logo is so prominently displayed in that picture. I’ve got a lot of friends still in Greenville I know for a fact aren’t racist assholes, I met my wife there, but for fucks sake, I don’t even know what to say. Leaving that state was the best decision we ever made.

I think Guzan’s relegation season with Villa left him with mild PTSD. That season was just...brutal.

In his defense, it’s often windy in DC and RFK is drafty as fuck.

Aesthetically, that probably reads as more horrifying than it was.

Arsenal season:

I think you generously overlooked when he just sleepwalks around the pitch. He’s an incredible talent but it’s obvious he’s complacent and allowed to be that way. Hence the “I only stay if Wenger does” crap. No other manager of a top team allows that to fly for long without the results to back it.

Nah. I can’t even come close to pulling off that accent. Or, um, vocabulary?

Idiot. They already beat them once in August. And as much as I as an Arsenal fan hope that Arsenal fail so Wenger finally walks off, I don’t doubt Liverpool finishes lower. They underachieve harder than anyone.

Just had to do it by feel...

Soooo...guy with no contract negotiation experience negotiates terrible contract?

Have you ever actually played music or performed in any way in front of anyone other than your mirror?

Easy there, Russell.

Yeah, but the reasons change from week-to-week. That’s what keeps it from being a “problem”.

Tell me about it. Three weeks at Airborne school...

“yes, there’s a very good reason...periods.

Getting tackled by that guy must be like getting tackled by a London bus.