Maybe it’s because “entry level” implies no experience. And commensurate pay. If you want experience, pay for it, you cheap fuck.

He wasn’t Poet Laureate for nothing. That man had a way with words.

No. This is exactly the time. Because if we come to equate being “American” with an ethnicity or birth certificate location, we’ve lost what it means to be American. Thomas Jefferson said it first, and best, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal...”

I thought his sidekick was Butthead, but may be Mike Judge churched it up.

It’s a brave new all-MLS world with Bruce. He might be asking the same question.

It’s probably where he came from in the first place.

Go on...

I feel like his self-shaming wanking would’ve made him a great QB at Notre Dame. Can’t explain why.

Dunno. What’s the brand of cigarette? These things matter.

As to who would take the HC job, two thoughts come to mind:

Part of me accepts USC is a higher profile school with a better pedigree. Then the rest of me kicks that part in the balls and tells it to shut up.

It’s not lack of loyalty. There is none in college football. It’s that he wasn’t there long enough to rebuild the team’s rep and his leaving led to a number of recruits reneging on commitments (no blame to them, they were recruited by Kiffin). Then we got Derek fucking Dooley to replace him with a depleted roster. He…

As a UT fan (the real UT for you Texas fans), I never stopped hating him. I’ll probably take it to my grave with the other disappointments the school’s football team frequently provides.

Given that the Armenians are one of only a handful of ethnicities that can truly claim to be Caucasian (as in, their asses live in the Caucasus mountains or nearby), you’d think they’d be OK with it.

I doubt they’re going to be OK with it.

The only reason I could remotely conceive of doing that is because there’s a new manager and either they or he don’t want the other in their life. And I’d be hard-pressed to see them firing Wenger. Depressing as that is.

The Arsenal team that walked out for the second half looked like they had only just met each other in the parking lot minutes before kickoff. If I were a dude with funky hair, rather than bald, I’d seriously blame alien body-snatchers.

(Mumble mumble) TRADITION! Something, something, INTEGRITY OF THE GAME!

Would it be possible to look at Armin’s copy of “Swank”?

Yeah, as a Nats fan, the Eaton deal feels like a mugging. That plus more for McCutcheon would be highway robbery, with dual flintlock pistols and everything.

Well, the free agency market, at any rate.