Yeah, not like those normal people who believe that the wafer and wine they eat physically transform in their mouths to the flesh and blood of a long-dead semi-deity. Or those perfectly sane people who believe their religious ancestors couldn’t walk across a chunk of land no more than 125 miles long for forty fucking…

If my salvation comes in the form of a millennial nut-hawker, my life is even more fucked than I’d previously thought.

Must be one of Discworld’s small gods.

What the hell do you mean if the Titans finish behind the Texans. As a Titans fan I demand that it read when the Titans finish behind the Texans. This is a Mike Mularkey-coached team and we don’t need any dumbass delusions of grandeur.

It was hard to read but not because of the picture size or quality.

What do you mean, “right now”? I thought OSU fans were just insufferable year-round.

Does that include renaming it “Dept. of Re-education”?

Not only the draft order but how are they going to screw both it AND free agency up. Strange days indeed.

Best to wait a year or two to see if this is just a blip.

I’m a Titans fan and am very confused. After several years of bumbling mediocrity, this is...odd. It’s almost like I should look forward to next year, but that can’t be right.

Additional bullshit is the no pay in 5 years. They haven’t been huge raises, but the pay freeze ended in 2014 after three or four years. And Obama wanted to end it 2012 but the GOP house decided they’d rather shut down the government.

Hey now. When I look at a map, a metro station is no more than a thumb’s length away from FedEx Field. And Google maps says it’s a 19 minute walk from the station.

And yet somehow the Cardinals didn’t make the World Series.

Jesus, dude. We get it. You’re a Dodgers fan.

Metro operators need their beauty sleep, too.

If John McGraw didn’t challenge calls, then why should a manager 80 years later? I’m sure Price also rides a horse to work and enjoys his patent medicines.

At the rate Moyes is going, Allardyce can try to save Sunderland from relegation two years in a row.

That’s a lot more effort than Yaya would’ve put into that comment.

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Christ on a cracker, but that op-ed is special. The best part is The Tennesseean acting like they had no choice but to publish this horseshit. As if those of us who grew up there and don’t love Nathan Bedford Forrest needed a reminder that the population of ignorant, ass-backwards, racist fucks in the state was alive…

Well, half of us are from somewhere else originally (me included) and support some variety of non-DC teams. It doesn’t make it any better, mind you, just...uh...differently awful.