So, some tips for you:

It's not a huge outlier that Wigan won it. Portsmouth, an EPL side at the time, won in 2008 and has been relegated not once, not twice, but three times and become a fan-owned club since doing so. Had Portsmouth been awarded a CL spot for the next season while they were simultaneously going into administration and…

I've got no intention of reading all 467 posts at this point, so here goes:

How is it in it's current incarnation as the "Bier Baron"? There are now so many places in the metro DC area to get good craft beer, I wonder if they didn't screw the pooch by changing an iconic place.

If we're going to do this right, we need to include: the parents who talk about nothing but their spawn, no matter what the topic of conversation or circumstances. I don't have kids and may never for reasons medical science can't explain. And as is being articulated over on another thread, I can clearly never know…

I definitely do not make that assumption. You are right it was just this one guy and that's who I was talking about. I try not to lump everyone from one place into one group based on any one person. Sorry if it came across that way.

a) You are right that it was hypocritical of me to offer him a fuck you while calling him out for being rude. Hypocrisy is something else we can do down here with the best of them.
b) He called what are probably hard-working people trying to fix his hometown after a devastating natural disaster "scabs", as though they…

Very classy referring to the out-of-state workers helping you assholes fix up your destroyed island paradise as "scabs". If your grandfather's mobbed up unions could have actually done the work, there wouldn't be any need for out-of-towners to come and do it for you.
On behalf of my fellow citizens of and from the…

Seconded. I love it. Just thick enough to provide protection but not so much that I throw it in my pocket and feel like I'm lugging around a safe.

Or eight. Seriously, they can go fuck themselves. I already hate every molecule in my existence and now I hate you, too.

Two things:

That's the thing. The NCAA is a private "non-profit" (HAHAHAHA!!) organization, not a governmental organization or regulator. It's only credibility comes from its member organizations, i.e. the universities it incompetently and inconsistently investigates. If these universities were to up and leave and either start…

Channeling his in Alex Trebek

Might as well have called the article "Tom Ley can't figure out how to use Google Maps or Wikipedia".

Clemson is in Clemson. Makes it easier when the students get confused and wander off.

Probably because Kurt, having read all the Bible, just went about his business of being a good person and not making a big deal of it.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ but if that is just the worst thing I've ever heard. There are times when I think we need to end our asinine war on drugs and then I read something like that and I think "Well, maybe there's a reason".

Not trying to be a dick but seriously, read what I wrote and am writing. There is no tax liability on military benefits beyond base pay. You don't pay any taxes on any benefits you receive from the military. It does not work the same way as the civilian job market. There are literally different sets of rules. The IRS…

Actually, the priority is the concert. By getting the bathroom clean, he won't worry about anything while at the show. Congrats on third place. Here's your bronze medal.

+1 I miss the old school of Deadspin commentary. You know, before it became the Jezebel of the sports-world shit-show it is now and people just made fun of athletes and coaches for the dumb shit they actually did.