That's not fair. He has a 1 in 10 chance. But you should be safe if you stand outside the strike zone.

I'd say you're an idiot, talking out your ass, but why get bogged down in semantics.

Either baby Jesus is French and trying to surrender or he's doing the "Hey man. Don't hurt me and just take my wallet" to Tim Tebow.

Thank God he's got a helmet on. Otherwise, this would just be stupid.

I can practically lick their tears off my screen.

I don't see anything hateful in this article, about Tim Tebow or anyone else.

You never know when your kid is gonna hand you a turd.

Sleep Apnea? So that's what happened to Ryan Leaf.

Does your moral compass point north or is it just out-and-out broken? The one glaring omission from your story on the this man's self-inflicted end is the part where he says HE DIDN'T DO IT! The test was wrong. They mixed up the samples, etc.

So he's a lazy bitching slacker for making one minor complaint (if it can even be called that) in the press but the article is so biased because players didn't speak up to defend themselves? Which is it?

Throw a banana? All that does is maintain his potassium levels and help prevent cramping.

He actually hit two more on the way back to base.

Maybe she should have some refresher training, as pretty much everything she is doing in that picture is considered wrong these days. Or she can go just back and watch the 1970s PSA that provided her with all the medical training.

Well thank God it was done for "the kids", as equipment manager Matt Morton so eloquently put it.

Or shit the piss out of him. Drink enough Steel Kettle Light, and it could very well happen.

Are you saying it's more of a Rogical Phallusy?

We can't sell you any arms or buy any of your oil. But what we can do is put that sharp old/new flag on the front and the back.

...a piece of the one, true cross he won off a centurion?

It's important to have numerous clothing options while hurtling towards mediocrity. I know all those colors are on the Maryland state flag, but you also see them at the site of any plane crash.

But I thought the coaches' poll didn't take anything like what actually happens or, you know, facts, into account when voting. It's all based on a combination of name recognition, bias and willful ignorance.