South Carolina is ranked 12 and is 11 spots ahead of Florida? Now don't get me wrong, every time they play, I pray to sweet little baby Lord Jesus the stadium gets simultaneously nuked by Russian separatists and attacked with mustard gas by al-Qa'ida, but what the hell? Did every coaches' poll ballot come with a…

Thanks. Now I'm sitting around trying to add fractions in my head and failing miserably.

People are puking in the backyard and you can't piss out there why? Have people gotten dumber since I was in college?

Having never owned an iconic sports franchise, I didn't know you had to pay yourself AND your wife a salary for all the hard work of running the club into a brick wall. Neglect sure is expensive.

I also support the repeal of all helmet laws but for entirely different, Darwinian reasons.

The power of Christ doesn't really compel them.

40 rounds might sound like a lot, until you realize a magazine holds 30 rounds. And the same ammo can also be used to go hunt rabbits. This bust isn't exactly the same as the end of"Scarface".

If it's Carolina's, it's up near the Virginia border and/or out to the west. Most everything in those two states is pine scrubby crap unless you are out near the Smokies.

It's not East Coast in the strictest, literal, commonsense definition most people are accustomed to. It is, though, further east than Hawaii and California does have a coastline.

Or the David Carradine Film Appreciation Society's recreational softball team.

So half of forever.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then God did some other stuff. And then some indeterminate amount of time later (the specific amount depending on your religious and/or scientific beliefs or lack thereof), he made LeBron lose an NBA championship because he had nothing better to do with his…

With just a dash of "The Crow".

Bob Costas is living in a Jean Shepherd novel. Professional athletes, the leagues, and teams spend enormous amounts of money to convince us to spend ours on them. They sell us a story, of grown men living out their childhood dream of playing their beloved sport. They do it in commercials, in promotions at the stadiums…

I am in possession of two pictures (one of the NFL star posing topless on the bed, another of him masturbating himself with Palmers Cocoa Butter)

The impression I get, taking his whole career into account, is that LeBron doesn't want to be the single point of failure or success for a franchise. He likes winning (who doesn't), but doesn't need to be the only reason his team succeeds. Conversely, his having a bad night doesn't need to be the end of civilization.

And that ruling very strictly focused on the the NFL and NFL Properties ability to sign an exclusive agreement for the purposes of manufacturing and marketing it's intellectual property, not it's labor agreements.

I stand corrected. They are a cartel. Which actually makes more sense.

If you think about it, this is a similar issue to the current NFL labor situation.

I live in the general vicinity of the reclaimed malarial swamp known as Washington, D.C. and therefore will continue to wear shorts, at just about every available opportunity. I don't care if the sole stipulation for admission to heaven, set forth by Jesus Christ himself, was to refrain from shorts wearing for one…