And really, it didn’t end. It just went from de jure to de facto status.

I don’t see any way we avoid Jordan, and he’s just about as reality-averse as the idiot currently residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 

I hope Ryan is aware, when Trump’s New Brownshirts start putting people up against the wall, he’s not going to be exempt. He wasn’t quite quick enough to lick the boots, and that’s the kind of thing Herr Drumpf does not forget.

I’m fine with seeing less of Sarah Palin. Every time she speaks the collective intelligence of humanity declines.

In that case, I hope they just dump the footage on YouTube and say “here’s some weak crap we didn’t care to air on TV.”

That’s totally doable. The question is, could any editor make something compelling out of the Marc Webb Spiderman movies?

Was this the plot of Seven Psychopaths? I don’t remember that movie very well.

My family probably wouldn’t notice if I went missing, let alone try to find me.

Dear Salty,

One of these days Miller is going to get caught wearing a Buffalo Bill-style skin suit, and everyone (other than us here) will be astonished that an actual serial killer spent so much time so close to the seat of power.

To the conservative mind, the solution here is to get rid of all the poor people.

So glad to see Harvey Korman get the attention he deserves. Gadot is an interesting choice to portray him but I’m sure with some prosthetics ...

What’s especially dumb is that they didn’t really make anyone happy by firing Gunn. The people who see this as an overreaction are understandably annoyed, the trolls who resurfaced the tweets still hate Disney, and everyone else who’s aware of this mess is living in an uncomfortable middle where they’d rather not…

I’m just glad that Disney has erased the stain of working with such an untouchable as Gunn and has vowed to donate every penny they’ve received from the GOTG movies to charity.

Theory: All rich people have been absorbed by some sort of alien hive-mind and are only pretending - poorly - to still be individual humans.

History proved you to be more or less correct. Interesting.

It’s so much easier to destroy than to build. 

The subtext when he says “Hulk Smash!” really gets to me. I think about all the generations who came before us who never got to see those words properly animated by state-of-the-art CGI.

Do you think maybe I was talking more about the A’s season as a whole than the one result in particular?

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.