If he stays healthy, I don’t see why not.

If knowing that one number is bigger than another number makes me a nerd, then yes, I am a nerd. Good luck with repeating the 2nd grade.

Kevin Bass received MVP votes in 1986, most people don’t know that.

Kevin Bass never played for the Angels.

In 8 seasons, Trout has 58.2 bWAR compared to Harper’s 26.4 bWAR in 7 seasons.

He’s just a modern-day Mickey Mantle without the knee injury and the drinking, playing in the vicinity of the nation’s second-biggest media market. Boring.

You’re just cherry-picking data points to support your contrarian point of view. There are plenty of teams with good-to-great players not going to the Cup final. Every successful team has someone playing out of their minds fantastic.

Wait, are Blues fans actually smug about that? That’s ... not a thing to be smug about. That Blues team was bad, just less bad than the other expansion teams that year.

No mention of the coach who crafted this team into a juggernaut? The Florida Panthers really blew it when the axed Gallant. All credit to the players, but it’s clear he’s done something special to put them in a position to realize their potential.

After he washes out there, is there an Arctic Football League so he can just keep going north?

Wake up, sheeple:

What I want to know is, when are they going to get Mattingly to shave those damned sideburns?

A Lando spinoff gets us one step closer to the inevitable Lobot movie.

“one of the best”

More than half of all MLB franchises are run by idiots. Would you say the M’s leadership is significantly worse than the Reds, or the Padres, or the Marlins, or the Orioles? Yet all of those teams have been to the playoffs more recently. At some point you have to admit that bad luck is playing a part, too.

I almost went with this joke and then I decided it would look dumb and now

What about the men’s basketball coach at the University of Akron?

When the Mariners build their next stadium (probably in a couple years the way teams have been behaving lately) they should try not to put this one on an old native burial ground. Franchise is cursed, and for no apparent reason.

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I miss how the Hawks used to occasionally deploy him as a forward just to screw with opposing teams. Imagine the panic in a goalie’s eyes with THAT barreling through the crease toward you at full steam. And he actually has decent hands and can score a little.