Belichick is just mad because if they’d known about it, they could’ve lowballed Patricia on his salary and used that money to buy more secret practice cameras.

Nein, ich nagel.

According to AllMusic, it “hardly stands apart from Cat Food Breath’s previous farts, though it is reminiscent of a particularly fetid Dave Grohl fart from 2004.”

Being evasive and giving circuitous answers is a great way to prove your innocence. Now that everyone is convinced we can move on to other matters ...

Rosenbloom likes to claim that he’s deliberately stupid in a pathetic attempt to paper over the fact that he is actually stupid. Still, it’s rare for the profoundly dumb to have any awareness at all of their ignorance, so I guess he gets points for that.

So May 18 is when the nukes launch? Sounds about right.

Probably tried to get them to sign a noncompete form so they couldn’t work for other coffee shops in the area. (this is something fast food places have actually tried to do)

Welp, I reckon I otter give this a try.

I’d pull a muscle long before I got to 28 pitches, so my line would also be better than Bundy’s.

I was disgustingly ambitious and picked up duties outside traditional copy editing, in addition to completing all my mandated tasks. So when the time came that I wanted to move into more lucrative managerial work, I had a base of experience beyond what a copy editor would typically have and a reputation as a guy who…

Weaning, or practicing?

What constitutes a quality video is somewhat in the eye of the beholder. A well-produced video can still be bereft of meaningful content, such as TMZ crap.

In my experience, in a world full of idiot managers, ad execs are the worst of the bunch. Many of the ones at the top of the food chain right now still don’t really understand the digital world in any kind of coherent way, nor do their clients.

Yeah, for all their various impressive accomplishments!

And the answer is always, “We want it done fast AND right.” Which shows how truly stupid most people in management are.

Everyone just misunderstood, the family said that the NCAA is a cancer and it’s making the kid sick.

I never had three months of basic accounting (yes, I was tasked with managing a budget without any accounting training) so I’m not sure where you’re going with that.

For errors that egregious, there probably is something seriously wrong with their workflow or editorial culture. There are techniques you can use when editing and publishing under deadline pressure that will catch the worst mistakes.

I earned my living as a copy editor for many years and was highly awarded and respected by my peers. I still make dumb mistakes all the time, and cognitively it’s tough to catch one’s own mistakes. Sometimes when proofing yourself, your brain automatically inserts the words or letters you meant to type instead of…