Happy hunting! It’s definitely a target-rich environment right now.

Given where Rick Santorum’s name ended up being applied, I think it’d be appropriate if auto-fellatio was forevermore known as “Bannoning yourself.”

Don’t worry, it’s not a genuine invite. We’re going to throw him in the shower and see if there’s anything left after the pus and dung and maggots are all washed away.

Miller has to keep his massive forehead well polished at all times so he can wriggle up DJT’s anus and drive around him like the puppetmobile he is.

Comment threads on Breitbart are epic right now. There are three main camps:

But why isn’t the MSM talking about all the corruption in the Clinton Administration, which is totally a thing that exists right now!

No, I don’t believe Lewis will coach a team to a title. Nor will any other coach in Cincy.

I refuse to play without LeBron.

And yet, somehow, not nearly enough, apparently. It’s perplexing.

I don’t think the film had much relevance for those of us who already possess a somewhat nuanced understanding of race relations in America, but I think it might actually be thought-provoking to that vast swarm of Americans who say they’re against racism while simultaneously supporting crypto-racist policies and…

What do you think happens if they show Lewis the door? Mike Brown identifies and hires the next Bill Belichick or Pete Carroll? More likely the next Hue Jackson or Rich Kotite. Lewis is as good as it’s going to get in Cincy while Brown is the owner.

Exactly. Should you dump a Lewis or Caldwell because you know you can improve? Of course you should. But if you’re just hoping to improve, you’re basically buying a lottery ticket. Sure, sometimes lottery tickets pay off, but not often enough to be worth the risk.

I also like that you used so many words to say, “I disagree.”

Gotta move these color TVs.

And Zimmer has how many playoff victories so far?

On the Internet?

So because one team won the lottery and actually lucked into a rising coach and rising QB at the same time, everyone should play the lottery all the time?

[the preceding dialogue consists of Derek Jeter talking to himself in front of a mirror while Dire Straits plays in the background]

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

None of your assertions are incorrect, at least superficially, but you must remember that Bengals owner Mike Brown is a famously cheap idiot. Marvin Lewis’s perennial D+ coaching performance is probably the best the Bengals can hope for as long as Brown holds the purse strings.