No, Kyrie is missing D.

“Hold this under the backboard.”

Super powers may be an exaggeration, but I watched the game last night and noticed a vast deferens in his abilities.

That’s new. Usually blue balls don’t get a workout.

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

They have some great pieces. But their whole is far less than those pieces. I would not call them a great or even pretty good team, as a whole. And it’s so painfully obvious that Durant and Westbrook can’t co-exist that it truly is time for one to move on. They might not dislike each other. They may truly want to…

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Jesus looks like he’s trying to train raptors in this shot.

His wheel, frame, collarbone... All Broeckx

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

My god that’s pretty. Thomas is such a fun player. I can’t recall another player that was so tiny, fearless, and lefty.

I thought the home plate umpire is a pussy and the second base umpire is a tit?

Is it possible that the Bobbi/Lance spinoff is actually from their time when the HYDRA/SHIELD split first happened? Because that log line really fits that timeframe, too.

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Reading Facebook comments is tragedy at its finest.

Tell her I won't steal all the chocolate from the pantry (even though I'm lying and I will).