Tremendous Beijing impression there.

I didn't think there was any black in Idaho or Utah.

They realize this is only college basketball they're rioting over, right?

For the sake of all parties I hope its a clean break.

I don't care if you're a twitter activist, but she better be an equally strong activist in the KITCHEN.

Cold

Then he asked the catcher if he'd ever been in a Turkish prison.

Where's the widescreen version?

I bet Bryant felt like a dumbass afterwards.

Uh oh!

Guys, leave Chris Christie alone.

Oh right. Cause all WNBA players are trannies.

He got up quicker than I could have.

Nice change for her to not have to take it off the face.

Did he sneak back in to grab his phone?

ball hog

So Brazil won the bronze?

I don't get it.

So is Sherman just begging for a bullseye on his knees at this point?

So it's NOT the feel good movie of the year?