Andy Pettitte: Hey... Mariano?

All this fanfare will be silly when he pitches his final game on 9/30/14.

My appreciation to the hosts for not posting the femur fracture photos.

David Eckstein would have never done that.

wasabi horseradish

Just a guess, but Kobe likes how it looks from the back.

This is nothing that can't be fixed by rubbing the top of Beltre's head.

I could have sworn the answer was "go tuck yourself"

Dive

Jeffrey Loria wrote the Red Robin birthday song.

You'd figure with all her career accomplishments that Billie Jean King could get better seats.

So wrong, +1

that's a really crappy thing to say about Mike Greenburg's kid.

Miracle Whip in lieu of mayo.

Agreed, you win for the day.

The driver, Mike Servetus, escaped with minor injuries.

From that angle it appeared he tried to grab him by the Chin.

I thought Woodyard was going to go full Theismann after that roll up.

Surprised that ND has weak representation.

At least they didn't hit on the very sensitive topic of John Elway.