We need a reference to his relationship with his father and a photo of him wearing a hat backwards and then this story will hit the holy trifecta of Colin Cowherd's tips on being a poor leader.

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A high fly ball!!

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Aaron Hernandez joke.

How do you confuse a customer picture with an Employee of the Month?

I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head.

I like this. +1

Can she play first base?

Just wait until they feel the economic impact of Rio 2.

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Or just go somewhere else—these three, who paid their bills as the first period was ending, surely did—and don't stiff them in the process.

Jump stop 2 points!! +1

Wow, those poor people look like they were run over by a tank.

Good gosh almighty.

Board ops were laid off two weeks ago.

Didn't appear to be that many more in the stands as CWS was putting up those runs..

Can we dispense with this idea that Seattle is a great sports town? That attendance is pathetic for a day game.

I like this.