This must be really difficult for the Knicks to take, being a franchise so completely unfamiliar with lapses of judgment.

Oops. Doubled.

According to numerous sorority members, this particular version of Abbey Road definitely does not include "Come Together."

Faked To Third, Thrown To First: A Modern History Of The BCS

Boom. Told. I'll be sure to have less fun watching the next game, promise.

He astounds me every time. And his preening dickness is more directly and competitively geared toward his opponents, rather than the cameras (viz. Griffin), which somehow makes it OK with me. Looks like he's done for the night though, which means the Clippers are too. Well, he still made a game out of what looked like…

I understand all that, which is why it's interesting. Not judging. Griffin has become a preening little dick, to be sure, so does that karmically absolve the fans booing him on his way to the bench? I don't have an answer, I just know CP3 is pissed and rapidly heating up at the end of a playoff game, and that usually…

Hey Grizzlies fans. Let's see now how karma plays out. You just viciously booed an apparently seriously injured player when Chris Paul is on his team. I know how I see that playing out. This should be fun.

"The Mets broke."

"He took an event and sensationalized it, threw it out there, never checked or validated the facts," Leonard said.

Miami Jug-Or-Not, meanwhile, refers to Parcells' personal method for selecting his wardrobe.

Critics will be quick to point out Valentine's failure to consider The Source when he just last week described the latest Tyga track as "wack."

Oh yeah for sure. I know the music inside out; I was just referring to the video with all the guitar god poses and Ian's ridiculous "dance" moves. I'd just forgotten how shameless they got with all that. Revisionist history had me for whatever reason remembering the Sonic Temple album cover and the anthem choruses on…

Hi Deadspin, it's been a little while. If anyone else is spending his or her Saturday night watching Spurs/Mavs, I would be happy to comment on that with you. And if you're not, here's a kickass Cult song in honor of not being at SXSW to see them. Incidentally, damn, I forgot just how hair metal these guys went…

Apparently Andrew Bynum didn't get the "No Defense" memo.

I'm here at least. I may be the only one not partaking in the "Most Clever Tweet While Hatewatching The Oscars" competition, but I'm fine with that. I followed the Hatewatch Twitter Fest for the Grammys, and it left me hating myself more than anything. Alley oop time, bitches.

Anyone else see Idris Elba introduce the All-Star Game? He didn't mask his accent, and it was really fucking weird after the endless hours I spent watching him do Baltimore gangsta. I knew he was British, but I imagined his accent very differently for some reason. Bizarre.

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Jill Martin also interviewed Michael Jordan in 1994, asking what the newly retired star might do with his spare time. For what it's worth, his actual answer was "boning."

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