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OK good. It hadn't happened to me yet, so I figured it was some kind of karmic smiting for being mean.

Yes, that was it! I miss that guy.

Sorry, I used to write a blog, and if you did you would know that in actuality you would need access through that specific site in order to make a post. I seriously doubt you would be given access to the login and password information for Deadspin, even as a starred commenter, so your whole premise is invalid. Fail.

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Psssh, his intelligence and leadership skills look just fine right there. What a joke.

After Super Bowl XLII, his old friend Jim Kelly took Rodney Harrison out to dinner. When the waitress came to take the pair's orders, Kelly unexpectedly cut Harrison off during his attempt to order and requested grilled chicken with steamed vegetables for both himself and his friend. Once the waitress thanked them and…

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"I was down with all that shit, bro. My art is like a kaleidoscope, where all the different colored shit inside are all my different influences, know what I'm saying. So yeah, I was into jungle, drum n' bass, happy hardcore, winthrop house, big beat, all that shit, man. The more different styles that inspire you, you…

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Pictured: "The previous segment was brought to you by the Jason Giambi Signature Series of decorative, candy-flavored condoms. The Giambi Series. Pick a team, and fuck with it."

Coincidentally, "drunk, NO anchor" was the last entry in the Costa Concordia's ship log.

Still not half as awkward as Louise Meanwell's text messages to Omar Minaya.

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You didn't miss much. I can summarize, in fact: dogs are cute, Casey Anthony should've bought more Doritos and Coca Cola's marketing meetings consist of a bunch of 4-year-olds screaming "make more polar bears!" while all the adult executives wonder just how devastating the photographs are that these kids' parents have…

Really, with the "John 3:16" poster in the stands? Just go the fuck home.

Well that was awkward.

That looked a bit like interference. Shame that drive ends in a punt. In New York, everybody blames Chung tonight.