Carmelo Anthony's Lap

Pandasm.

I was replying to BronzeHammer, but my comment about Brooks may as well have been directed toward you too. I feel like Brooks' lack of creativity on offense backs the team into corners where someone has to take over and improvise, and no one is prepared for it.

Shit, that's crazy. I love that guy. I feel like the Thunder are the most misused team in basketball. I can't understand how Brooks has allowed this Westbrook-Durant nonsense continue to be a controversy for this long and kept his job. Can you imagine what this team would be doing with an even moderately creative…

Seriously, every announcer just drools over Jason Terry. I mean, he seems like a perfectly cool guy. I like him. Good player, seems like a decent human being and all. But nobody's that cool. Is he waxing all the analysts cars after every shootaround or something?

"There's nothing exciting about an airball."

You better be careful with that beverage talk. As corporate as the Gawker cluster's become, this thread is going to go and get this thread locked up in a sponsorship deal with one of those beverage companies. And goodness knows we don't want that.

That's actually a perfect description. Love it.

Does "No Lamar Odom" honestly qualify as "short-handed" for the Mavs this season? Cause that's how it was just phrased.

You're muting this? But you'll miss Hubie Brown getting 3 possessions behind for a whole quarter at a time!

Anybody watching Thunder-Mavs? Cause I am. Let me be your open thread, sugarbottoms.

I don't even know what you guys are talking about anymore. I miss having a useless job that justified me sitting in front of my computer all day on here. What the fuck is this tariff thing? I'm so lost these days...

Holy shit, that's crazy! I can't believe they let that one slip by. Buffoons!

There's always that old 60's movie with Kirk Douglas and Laurence Olivier. I'll never remember the name of that though. Not even a clue. Ever do that thing where you look around at whatever's close by and hope maybe something will trigger your memory? Like seeing the New York Dolls album cover might remind me of…

There's one I heard about. Can't remember the name. Damn, it's right on the tip of my tongue. I can picture it, but I just can't come up with the name of that TV show on a premium channel that I heard about.

Sure, the statement is dry and unforgivably long winded, but this image firm has seriously taken the weight of the world off Patrick's back.

+1

Happy nightmares, twatwaffles.

Love them. I was listening to the new Meat Puppets album the other day, in a similar vein. Let's just say I'm not going to post any of it here.

Yeah, so good. For old time's sake, since it's probably been too long, and cause some of the young'uns may not even know...