For what it's worth, I almost approved you on one comment today, but figured I'd wait and see the next one first. Then I got busy at work and didn't get back here. But yeah, you were clearly working it out. And I know I joined in ragging on you with MKM; but if you fuck up here, people WILL rag on you, so it wasn't…

Somebody in the truck called Mike Breen and said, "Let's mention this real quick or else we'll look like idiots.

I assume Bocelli would've been in charge of all refereeing matters.

Meanwhile, Roger Goodell just issued a statement that the owners are willing to concede to all of the players' demands as soon as they get approval from special consultant Luciano Pavarotti.

Well, E.B., it was a better attempt than "SOME PIG." I'll give you that.

Oops. I actually thought it had stopped auto-approving on replies myself, but evidently not.

"13 early picks? Jesus, that's like 12 point guards!"

But I guess if you really, really hate something, it must be illegal.

For what it's worth, the very fact that your comments often betray a deep appreciation and knowledge of Broadway shows always led me to assume you'd fucking hate it.

Ha! Nice.

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Pictured: Ndamukong Suh at a promotional shoot for the newly founded Wayne Rooney Hair Club For Men.

The indispensable SI Vault gives us Ndamukong Suh closing in on a bust

Antiquated Bathroom Device

Is anyone else considering calling to warn their sisters about The Hitchhiker?

What filthy talk! And to think, he chews on savagely mutilated hookers with that mouth. For shame.

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I missed this post yesterday somehow, but this is fantastic on every level. I didn't want to live in a world where I had to choose between reading Craggs on ESPN associated with Simmons or not reading Craggs at all.

Wow! Well, after ripping this series the other day, I really enjoyed the hell out of this one. He offers some great insight into the thought process out there, beyond just pointing out mistakes. The part about no-calls when the defense recovers the rebound anyway was fascinating, because I felt like I saw that being…