Oh shit, weird. My reply notifications are kinda not showing up so much today. Nice work.

"I didn't know Jason Whitlock was in the army."

HA! Awesome. I took a dig at that guy in the Week In Deadspin post that no one probably reads earlier myself.

Bear with me, as many are all too familiar with my results when posting videos, but this is important.

Did he just make a gay joke?

Meanwhile the once rigid standards at Oak Alley Collective continue to loosen over time.

There's like 5 of us here all busting out great shit and everyone else is traveling to some beach or cabin and missing it. So we look like 5 fat kids at recess sitting around jerking each other off. But still, +1.

+1

O AN HE HALF-VASECTOMY

That's fucking hilarious. +1

Daaaamn dude, that's fresh stuff! I'm gonna take note of that one and stash it away until a baseball article mentions a 1-0 count and BOOYAH! Deadspin magic!

Man, I read this, chuckled, moved on, read it again, chuckled louder, again, louder, repeat. +1 billion

What's AJ doing in California?

Don't the Dallas Cowboys play 16 times a year, sometimes more? Wait, no, just 16. But yeah...

No joke to make here. Just need to express and hopefully drum up some general appreciation for how awesome it's been having Emma and Craggs both kicking out some spectacularly engaging and passionate hoops writing this season. It's been a joy the whole way through.

Special Texas Rangers Stadium Task Force Director: billikenmetz

+1 black friend

But to us he'll always be HOLY SHIT THAT GUY RAN THROUGH THAT WALL.

Clijsters also had one of the most fantastical bounces we've ever seen in tennis.

I understand that it's a still shot, but I swear I can actually see his eyes wandering.