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My (clearly dyslexic) friend always thought it said “Slut life”. I photoshopped one to read that but it’s on my home computer. Probably the best business idea I’ve ever had.

Ok, horrific.

I know it’s too easy to always pick the obvious low hanging fruit, but the Veyron is what it is because of things like this. Four. I repeat, four turbochargers. On a completely docile, street and daily friendly car. What’s more hilarious than that!? You can say it’s overstayd its welcome and is just a car for oil

Brotastrophe!

I’m getting a lot of understeer here, guys.

It’s a horrible inverse-pyramid system. Google can hear “Navigate to 105 Buckus Street” but Ford needs to hear go through a bunch of tiers to eventually widdle down what you actually want. Soooo far behind. Just give us proper systems for Google (and Apple if you’re one of those people).

And no, you can’t upgrade to it if you bought a car with MyFordTouch.

I guess for all of their “Health & Safety” they aren’t too big on instructors or rules of any kind.

Awesome sense of scale.

Fernando, JayHova is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?

I don’t know how guys like Webber managed to be around this tween.

Electric Boat in Groton, CT. My dad designed torpedo tubes there. I got to see one ship launched when I was a kid which was pretty spectacular.

The wheels make it look like a Matchbox car and remain wrong.

I see what you did there...

I thought they banned lawn darts?

Fun fact; Pastor Maldonado has only finished in the points 8 times in his career and more than half of his career points are from his one win.

Pretty much. No, I wouldn’t, because I’m not 13. I’d get something more subdued and unassuming, like an Aventador.

Holy oversteer vs understeer, Batman

I’m ok with the fake back seat, I had an Evo VIII so I know what it’s like to give up interior amenities for driving performance, but at $30k, this is a big bucket of nope.