Petty crimes are now punishable by flogging, even amputation. Capital "crimes," such as homosexuality, adultery, and apostasy, are punishable by stoning.

Lets get the 4C first...

We could have gone to the moon with the F-35 money. Heck, we could even have had enough left over to come back, too!

Lift off the throttle, causing a change in the car's weight balance.

I learned to drive stick on my parents' red 1987 Ford Escort with red interior. Now look at me with a Focus ST. <Randy Marsh>LOOK AT ME!!!!</Randy Marsh>

Definitely Clarkson. Conan O'Brien, Norm MacDonald, Jay Mohr.

Busting makes her feel good

Little? Maybe. Light? No.

Riding a bike is risky enough. Why do this shit?

This did seem very familiar. I even checked the date at the top to make sure I wasn't looking at a repost.

Fortunately there was a freedom loving patriot there with his assault rifle to keep our families and children safe.

N-Now, eventually you do plan to have 4Cs on your-on your 4C showroom floor, right? Hello? When does this car actually come out?

Your shrubs must be pristine!

Dafuq? RPF1s are a grand. Strut and spring combo is less than a grand. Now take the remaining 3k+ and give it more power than the weedwhacker motor it currently has.

Eat your protein, you'll be strong one day...

Meh, go Ford!

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