What a contrast to the Bundy occupation. Maybe if they were armed and white and had absolutely no claim to the land and water, they’d be treated like actual American citizens.

We got another one! Bwahahaha!

Divorced people accepting and being kind to each other for the sake of their kids always gives me hope. This is a very good story.

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

Jesus. I almost hope she made it up, because if she’s being charged and prosecuted for the crime of being a hate crime victim ... I can’t even imagine.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

Kate’s my governor and I’m damn proud of that.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

“Yeah,” responded Marsh, confident, somehow, that I had just agreed with him.

I love how they had to refocus a few times to make sure Moana is the hero of the story/saving the day. It is a good admittance to say yea, we fell back to the trope of the guy saving the day and The Rock is great.. but we caught ourselves and fixed it a few times to make sure she is the hero. That is a good process…

I was shocked to see my cousin’s 13 year old daughter brag about being mean to another girl at school for being weird. I admonished her only to have her mother (my cousin) basically say “What? That kid IS weird, so...”

Probably not the best description, but I do agree with voting for someone who isn’t likeable or cool, but is the most qualified.

I worked as a wilderness guide in a rehab for young adults 18+ and most of our clients didn’t have wilderness experience and were somewhat unwillingly (at least, at first) backpacking around for weeks without showers and whatnot. Many of them were chill, but many were horrified, and I mean horrified, about shitting in…

Story 1: So, let me offer the following backstory: I’m lactose intolerant. That’s it, that’s the whole backstory.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

Oh my god one time in freshman year I was in Harvard Square at 1 in the morning having just tried to stop the dam against drunkenness at Felipe’s and I really had to pee to I ran down into a loading dock and only discovered after I was done that I had accidentally soiled a pigeon.

That’s a great idea, but I’m terrified of signing out of Kinja. Even with my key, I couldn’t get back in last time! Besides, merely having the story on the internet would dishonor my family.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Welp, they may find out since the baby may not be the husband’s. Her comment about her other earring I assume is because it at some point, if not many points, it “interfered with the bluetooth” for her as well...