Back in 1971 when I was in 8th grade, I told my parents I was going to an Alice Cooper concert with a friend. When queried about the artist, I responded that “Alice did mellow folk music, like Judy Collins.” The next day, there on the front page of the Houston Post, was a pic of Alice in full makeup, shirtless,…

If you believe an adult man who has a taser, baton, gun, and other adults to back him up can’t subdue a naked elderly woman with a bat without shooting her to death, you are part of the problem.

This reminds me of when I was a nurse in a locked inpatient elderly psych facility. We had a policy that if a patient completely lost their shit we’d call and have them shipped over to the ER for assessment. Psychotic breaks in elderly psych patients can be because of things like urinary infections or other health…

This is what pisses me off about this. In most mental health care facilities workers are generally paid less than $12 dollars an hour to non-violently deescalate situations like this. My mom worked in a group home and got punched so hard that she had a black eye for over a month, and if she had retaliated or hurt…

Unless that was a bullet-shooting bat, those cops are unnecessarily fearful for their lives.

My experience with Delta, as a brown lady. Three years ago, flying from a meeting in Detroit to SF, standing in the premier line. Gate agent repeatedly tries to shoo me out of the line a good 10 minutes before boarding was going to start. Mind you he approached none of the other (white, male) passengers in the…

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

Born a tough little badass!

I had my vagina swell shut after a colposcopy and the doctor told me it was ‘psychological’ because it’s impossible to be allergic to the stuff they use. Yes I made my vagina swell shut with my mind....

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

I kind of love your SO in this story.

my obgyn once delivered a baby that was HOLDING ONTO THE IUD THAT TRIED TO THWART IT.

Grossest/weirdest thing a doctor’s ever told me.. It was a surgeon, but months after he’d performed a partial ileectomy on me I had a consultation with him regarding how the operation hadn’t helped my Crohn’s all that much.

Well, I was literally bleeding out of my ass, and my doctor told me that I had a pilonidal cyst. Then came the awful question - “So, have you pulled any of the cyst out? It should have the appearance and consistency of old Crisco.”

Margaret Atwood, although I suspect it will never happen.

So I guess the big twist is that she went insane after the first time and starts to kill her new friends? While not realizing it?

Fun fact, this episode has famous comic book writer Ed Brubaker, who wrote the Captain America: Winter Soldier comic, as a producer and he’s also writing the next episode.

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

Neverneverneverevereverever. Team Maybe Jess if he has Finally Gotten his Shit Together.