Really? Wow! So it totally IS my fault that I didn’t just fix the problem all on my own. How sad that it never occurred to me to Google, “How does my wife want me to kiss her?” and be rewarded with all the information I needed. Also, to my knowledge, she has never written a book about how she wants to be kissed. So I…

You sooooo don’t have a 5-year-old.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

Bigots of a feather flock together.

Looks more like an involuntary eye twitch than a wink to me. Winks you kinda lean into.

I have told this story probably more times than is appropriate.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

But, would you vote for this face?

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!

Wait what the hell kind of porno can you see a cervix in? Does porn today routinely feature gynecological equipment and lights?

That book is simply phenomenal. I don’t even care that this lemon-sucking troglodyte is having a hissy fit about it. I’m just delighted to hear that it’s being taught in schools. It’s exactly what you want kids to be exposed to in formative years: ferocious, unflinching, compassionate and demanding of whip-smart…

“It could be told in a different way,” she said. “There’s so many ways to say things without being that graphic in nature, and that’s the problem I have with this book.

God, this makes me sad for a whole number of reasons. Mostly the insistence of somehow equating scientific, accurate terms with sex or or sexiness sexuality.

Sometimes I wonder if Trump was put in the race by the RNC so we’d ultimately be grateful for another Bush.

I’m willing to bet money that, if you look at this idiot’s family tree, his family was against letting “colored people” have equal rights 40 years ago and made sure that everyone knew they didn’t like how the government was “picking on” them.

Back when my parents were lining up prospective husbands for me, my father got an intriguing phone call from an Indian man who was very impressed with my “bio-data” (which is sort of a marriage resume). The two of them had a nice long conversation about family backgrounds, shared values, the educational backgrounds of…

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,