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I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

Fifth inning, one out.

Nothing makes me happier than watching Fed say fuck you to age and kick ass. His first two sets today were a straight up lesson in grass tennis. And then that tie break! He was down 3-0!

Total Quarterfinals not reached by Nadal in the previous 6 Wimbledons (including one not played): 6

You can tell this is urgent, breaking news by the fact that he had no time to put on a shirt.

Very misleading headline I thought they got an actual falcon to do this job.

It’s a good deal if Jordan is doing this just so he can rip on Dwight in practices.

Good lord you lousy Americans, it’s the it’s not the Finals MVP or the Playoff MVP. It’s the Conn Smythe.

If by “magically won the lottery” you mean followed a fairly exact formula that took into account multiple years of performance and therefore was even more fair than normal then yeah sure (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_NHL_Entry_Draft).

But yeah keep thinking the fucking bumbling NHL somehow planned and executed

The Penguins are surely doing lots of good things to be up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Final after last night’s 4-1 win.

Does this count as another major?

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Skittles, Starbursts, Rolos, Snickers, Mars bars, Twizzlers, Almond Joys, Kit Kats and oh, how he loved Reese’s Pieces.

with murry and djokovic sitting out, hopefully federer decides to play miami. it’ll be good for him to collect more ranking points to secure a higher seed going into paris, and it won’t hurt his confidence to win another tournament before the clay season starts

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.

Just because something was negotiated under the CBA, doesn’t mean it isn’t fucked for the players (like almost everything in the NFL). The NFL player’s union has such little negotiating power, and the owners have such a strangle-hold, that players are fucked almost no matter what they do. Only a fraction of a