This is a good idea. I'm in(t)uit.

My vote is for the scrote.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Let me guess: You love Cam Newton, though?

OK, number one, why does a grown man need someone to take him back and forth from the bathroom?

The bigger story that no one is talking about is how Chipotles was setup by Monsanto. They VERY day Chipotles said the are 100% GMO free their happened to be a ecoli outbreak. Coincidence? I think not. Monstanto has a known history of strong arming, blackmailing and setting up anyone who doesn’t like them. Watch the…

I hope you have plenty of

Love hurts...

Chipotle tastes like lukewarm high school cafeteria food.

Schilling should be in, but a comparison that leaves out one of Smoltz’s most relevant stats that Schilling can’t match is just a bad argument.

Curt: 216-146, 3.46 ERA, 3261 IP, 127 ERA+

This is the most unintentionally hilarious Deadspin post I have read in a while. It’s great!

Nodding intensifies

Man I cant for the life of me figure out why he is even famous. I couldnt even finish his comedy special on Netflix.

You answered your own query: you are assuming there are “rational, educated human being(s)” listening. Instead you got today’s republican, who barely qualifies as human (I’d want a DNA test to be sure, though)

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