Fuck, Kenny. It must suck to have some personal connection to her however long ago it was.

Nope. The Google says 7-1. I believe the Google over you

Ok ok, probably 8-1 after today. We’ll give you that

You don’t get to count any preseason wins, bud. Nice try.

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

Mularkey will be ably assisted by offensive coordinator Jim Bunkum and defensive coordinator Fred Hogwash.

As a resident of Milwaukee and a person very familiar with Whitefish Bay, I couldn’t be less surprised by this news story.

Despite all of his problems, Lamar Odom has always seemed to be a good guy with a lot of personal demons the likes of which I am lucky not to be able to truly simply don’t have the reference point to appreciate or understand. He’s had a life of considerable tragedy, including the loss of a child. If it happened to me,…

Frantically trying to find that half-smoked blunt after a random locker search is announced.

I’M A MAN. I’M 40!!!!!!!!!!!

I ain't your buddy, pal!

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.