Oilers fan here. Why is everyone still playing? Doesn’t hockey normally end in March.

This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?

He’s a meta-human who can dunk so hard that it renders his arm useless for 10 minutes, but avoids any lasting damage.

Dick throws ball into dick and balls.

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

The look of terror on his face is the only moment of honesty he’s ever had in his whole stinking life.

I’m surprised pulling the camera away from the intended view doesn’t reveal that this Mario Party and every Mario party before it doesn’t take place in hell or one of its inner circles.

That’s the face of a man remembering a very satisfying dump.

The real hero of this video is Very Calm Mustache Man

the kirby one is free, idiot

The count is 3 and 2. And here comes the pitch...CRACK! Thats a spicy meatball!!!

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

Exactly... No one is talking about that but it’s very true

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

A follow-up:

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.