I honestly hope LeBron signs with Philly so Skip Bayless can blame him for the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Fun fact: in an effort to have them overlook the doping scandal, the Russian Federation first tried to bribe the IOC officials. When they flat out refused the bribe, the Russians the offered to make a generous “donation” to the next IOC charity ball, to which the IOC responded: “We don’t have balls.”

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

That woman painted as Pikachu is maybe the darkest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like, the void embodied as a person.

Sure: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/ref=pd_rhf_se_p_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=AK624WK1BJ1779SA2NA6

They do look just like Zelda.

Consent?

Fucking sucks

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

You are a joyless, miserable person.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put Dark Souls on something easily throwable.

The release of the Xbox One X. That must be it. I see no other explanation.

Fun fact: Mahna Mahna was first used in an Italian porno.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden:_Heaven_and_Hell

But is it an elite charity?

THIS GUY TIPPI GORDON, I CALL HIM MARIO 64 BECAUSE HE’S GOT LOTS OF STARS

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

“Oh my! Zelda, with bosses?! The thought of it gives me the vapors! I best get to my fainting couch lest this shock threaten to undo me.”