From the article linked:

What if you’re professionally gay, and way past practicing

I refuse to hear cases from practicing Christians, there is demonstrable proof that Christianity is harmful to children and full of pedophiles.

I recuse myself from Kentucky lesbian adoption cases unless they are hot.

I don’t know why these morons keep shooting at moving cars. They endanger everyone else in the fucking street, hit passengers who have no control over the car and risk the car going out of control, thus endangering everyone in the street, when they kill the person in control of a 2-ton vehicle.

Kid, you can get on my lawn. Bring your sign too.

This kid is giving me some hope for the future.

I loved doing Burning Laps in 3 but using the nose cam. Friends would freak out with how close I got to oncoming cars. Driving the Formula 1 car with nose cam was intense and required the right music track:

Crash Mode is great. Damn I loved Burnout 3. Burnout 4 was kinda crap (so brown, ugh!) and it went downhill fast but Burnout 3 is pretty much the perfect arcade racer.

Pineapple?

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

...he suggested removing the methodology from his report...

Holocaust centers.

The death penalty is pointless Judicial theater and I’m ashamed that our country still uses it.

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

So how long until the draft comes back?