I’d invite him to choke on a dick but no penis deserves to be subjected to Trump.

Trump choked. That’s it, plain and simple.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Reading that made me so sad.

I had a 2nd grade teacher crumple up my paper and throw it in my face when she noticed it had a Cheeto mark on the corner of it. Your teacher and my teacher were miserable cunty mccuntersons. My sympathies!!

Look at this adorable little child then look me in the eye and tell me she didn’t have it coming to her.

Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.

OMG a first-grader fidgeting in class! Unheard of! Who knew teachers had to put up such wretched, out-of-control behavior?

let me say it again:

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Another tried stuffing a golden ball inside a Portal:

Guess they are not thinking with portals

Someone a while back had a very great comment about the types of people that support the wall. They want someone to blame for their self-inflicted inadequacies. We can try to reason with them by stating that in 2016, a fucking wall won’t stop someone from crossing the border, and that their jobs won’t be taken away…

If we as a country are going to have a serious and frank discussion about the American immigration policy, then it’s high time that we admit one simple truth:

This is actually a large part of the reason Republicans oppose early voting efforts. Republicans tend to have the type of jobs that allow them to take time off to vote (or attend rallies) whereas the Democratic base, with a less affluent working core, often doesn’t have that luxury. If you minimize alternative times…

He’s got a Bob Durst vibe to him. Now I’m totally curious as to what happened to his finger.

What the fuck does this creepy bald dude with the busted finger know that I don’t? He’s totally freaking me out.

who are all these noble and brave patriots who can be at a Trump rally at 10am on a weekday? Shouldn’t they be at their jobs, all furiously bootstrapping? Sad!

From one of the linked articles: