I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

AHUK! This Mazda 3 is unfathomably happy to see its electric brethren modified this way...

Dear Will_I_Am,

I know the James Byrd thing happened almost 20 years ago, now, but as someone who grew up a stones throw from Jasper, Texas and has the memory of that newscast burned permanently onto my brain I’m going to pass on believing they’ve changed since then. Even if they have turned some new leaf it doesn’t matter, they were…

Well, no, but 20% nicer.

NuKlan. Now with 45% less racism!

I was watching United Shades of America the other day - an episode in which W. Kamau Bell visits the KKK or something? Anyway it’s fascinating to listen to these people talk about how they’re not racist and that just want to perform their rituals and mean no harm to anyone. And then they candidly say things like, “But…

Nah. The Slot’s always been like this. We just have Brendan now.

The Imperial Wizard also said that the KKK is no longer a violent organization and is not a hate group.

The right to call gays queer and use racial slurs in public without fear of shame or reprisal. Now thanks to the PC social media the poor dears might have to face some consequences for their actions and their little hearts just can’t stand it.

Don’t tell the trolls either....It seems most haven’t found their way here yet...Thank goodness.

“We’re losing our gun rights, our free speech. We’re taxed to death. We’re losing our jobs and businesses to unfair trade. We’re losing our country.

They don’t mention which blind man...

I don’t see color or race. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because all of my pillowcases have eye holes cut out.

I’m glad to see Gawker still exists after all.

Oh, hi! I look forward to reporting your inevitable troll once he shows up and does his usual bullshit.

Maybe CNN can persuade uber-smart Dr. Keith Ablow away from FOX?

(This is sarcasm.)

Seasonal allergies were created by the government in the 60s to attack hippies, the so-called ‘flower children’

listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…