Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

my vagina and uterus just shot down permanently

And with that, I’m out for the day. Have a good internet everyone!

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

could be worse, Katy - he could treat you like family:

I’m not criticizing the court, I’m criticizing the gun dealers. I have no doubt he’s batshit crazy, I just wish he hadn’t been able to get his hands on deadly weapons.

It seriously does.

Not sure how I feel about this. He does have outbursts in court and has delusions.

All it takes is another guy like this to take Trump’s rhetoric as seriously as Dear took the Planned Parenthood videos...

Ok. I’ll be that person.

The guard’s face pretty much sums it up.

And the Freedom Loving Real American Trump Following Patriots probably see nothing at all wrong with the intimidation and silencing of journalists.

This really is fucking disturbing. Donald Trump gives literally not one shit about a long list of American freedoms. One might argue that he actually kind of hates America. I am very sad to see how well he’s doing in the popular vote. What the hell, world.

This is crazy. How many more times can I read something that disgusts me more than the day before???

I was not prepared for another post about a woman feeling threatened in politics. Can we have a 1 post per day rule? I’m still reeling from Gwen Snyder’s story.

Ahhhh, well now I know where to send Shrek pictures.

I know this is wrong, but it was the first quote that came to mind.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.